Long hair is beautiful, but super ridiculously long hair is a pet peeve of mine. Firstly, if you’re short in stature, long hair will make you look shorter. It is NOT a good idea. Secondly, I assure you, that when you do number two (yes, I’m taking it back to Pre-K) there is no way you can wipe yourself without the hair interfering (we will spare the details). Thirdly, we get it, your hair is gorgeous, but we need NOT see 1,000 inches of it COUSIN ITT! Extremely long hair is annoying to me. If it is way below your waist, your hair is too long. Some women actually think it looks cute. Recently, I stumbled upon a woman at a retail store who had her long hair up to her ankles. No lie! Since she was catching attention (for all of the wrong reasons) she swore she looked sexy. It killed me inside as she gloriously boasted that she has not cut her hair in decades. I wanted to attack her with scissors and give her an instant makeover. The fact that she was about 4’11″ added insult to injury. From behind she looked like an alien-form mega-sized abnormal rat!!! {{{HYPERVENTILATING}}}
Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. You all know by now how much we hate hair. And we feel deeply sorry for people with health problems that get instant hair growth they can’t help, but to those women without any problems that just refuse to shave or wax we have one word to say to you…EWWW!!!! We don’t care how powerful, free and womanly it makes you feel, it is NASTY! If you’re letting the hair grow long enough for a wax session, we understand, but we don’t need to see it. Wear a short sleeve cardigan or long sleeve shirt, but please hide that damn bush. It is quite disgusting, and insanitary, in addition to being frightful to watch!
You see a woman with the most perfect outfit, great heels, enviable skin and then you look at her hair and the roots are showing. Not one quarter of an inch, but at the least 2 inches or more. This. Annoys. Us. It also gives one an “unfinished” look. Even when it was in style, we never found that trend “trendy”. Ladies, get a touch up. If it is too expensive get a $5 do it yourself dye box from your local pharmacy and cover them up. Women tend to look undone when their roots are coming out. Some people say it is because they are letting their natural hair grow out. If this is the case, chop your hair off, or dye the rest of your strands in your natural God given color, but please refrain from looking like a skunk!
This is quite irritating. And yes, we’ve done it before as in we had to be rushed to ER and didn’t get a chance to change. However, it is quite annoying seeing women drop their kids off in the mornings in their pyjamas/pajamas. It makes us think that you’re going back to sleep, you have no life or that you are a total SLOB. For crying out loud if you want comfy wear buy a sweatsuit, and pair it with sneakers and don’t even think about CROCS!!!
We’re all for men grooming themselves, and when they shape their eyebrows and give them a clean cut look we love that even more. But, we will tell you the one thing we hate Ru Paulas, we hate when men thin out their eyebrows too much making them super thin! It tends to take away from their masculinity and it makes us wonder what their hobbies are at night *ahem*.
This has got to be one of our biggest pet peeves! If you don’t like your job, QUIT it.It is that simple.Sure, you’d be broke, but at the least you won’t be miserable.Read more »
Pushy Salespeople are everywhere. We’ll give you two examples of the most intolerable ones:
The Stalker: You go in a store, and the minute you walk in the sales associate is hounding you. When you have an associate behind you every second you feel either obligated to purchase, walking out of the store or telling the salesperson to f*** off! Read more »
We honestly think each and every woman has something beautiful about themselves, from their personality to their looks and intelligence. But if there’s something that annoys the hell out of us, it is women who try too hard to catch attention.Read more »
If there’s anything that makes a man sexy is seeing him ride a motorcycle.Women are thrilled by men who seek adventure and we think it is rather hot.That is, of course, until some of them remove their headgear and then it’s like, “Oh God, dude, NO, please, put your helmet back on!”
There’s always that one person whose taste in fashion is DULL. When she tries her hand at makeup she looks as if she’s ready to join Cirque du Soleil. The way she matches her clothes and accessories puts you at ease to think that perhaps, her most hidden secret is that she is, in fact—colorblind. Read more »
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