Aug28

25 Things Women do when Men breakup with us…

99% of the time Sometimes we know we’re in a bad relationship. But we ride the wave because we love either the guy or the good sex so much we ignore the signs and all of the RED flags. And when MEN breakup with us, damn it, that’s a hard pill to swallow! Here are the 25 things women do when men breakup with us.

First, we are in…

1. SHOCK

shock

2. THEN THE THINKING BEGINS: 

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

THINKING

3. THEN IT HITS US:

LOSING MY MIND

4. REALLY “HITS” US:

crying

5. IT HITS US HARD:

CRYING HARD

6. WE GET UPSET:

DEPRESSION

7. WE PLOT OUR VENGEANCE:

men 

8. OVER ICE CREAM:

ICE CREAM

9. ICE CREAM MAKES US HAPPY: [TEMPORARILY]

ICE CREAM VANILLA

10. AND SO DOES JUNK FOOD:

JUNK FOOD

11. WE TELL OUR FRIENDS:

FRIENDS UM NO

12. THEY MAKE IT CLEAR:

PEACE WAR

13. REALLY CLEAR:

CLEAR

14. THEY HELP WITH THE VENGEANCE PLAN… THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR:

CUT NECK

15. WE PONDER: HOW COULD HE NOT SEE I’M…

PERFECT

16. I AM…

TOTALLY AWESOME

17. AND I CARE ABOUT …

MEEEEEEE

18. WE DON’T GET MAD!

MERCY

19. WE GET EVEN!

SHOWTIME

20. WE PARTY:

PARTY

21. DATE THE TYPE OF MEN OUR EX HATES:DATE

22. WE BECOME SEXIER THAN EVER:

SEXY

23. UNTIL HE FEELS LIKE THIS:SAD

24. AND THEN LIKE THIS …

NOT MEANT TO BE HAPPY

25. SCORE!

SCORE 

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