Ladies, please learn to appreciate how much courage it takes for a guy to approach you and ask you out. We do understand how difficult it can be to turn him down without hurting his feelings. This is why we’re giving you 5 ways to nicely reject his offer without being too harsh:

• Tell him you’re gay. Not bi. Sorry. No cocks allowed.

• Tell him you are jobless, living in a trailer and pregnant with your 7th child, all from different baby daddies. Chat him up about how much you love octo-mom and stress that you really need someone willing to take care of you and your lil’ ones.

• Tell him you are single because your obsessive, loony ex-boyfriend tried murdering the last guy you were dating.

• Don’t say anything. Smile humbly. Take your hands and swipe them across your neck as you shake your head from side to side indicating you’re mute. [Warning: If he tries sign language, you’re f*¢k£d.]

• Say you are a virgin and that the thought of having sex disgusts you.  You’ve decided.  You’re not doing the nasty.  Ever. Then start ranting about how the world is lost thanks to sex and drugs and that you don’t want to partake in it.
  

If he sticks around after mentioning any of these, drop everything, run like hell, and don’t look back!

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