We’re starting the New Year with an article that once again gives advice to men. This website caters a lot to women, but we love having the guys around. FashAddiX adores her male readers and buddies whom we bet  are very much experienced, but at times tend to be clueless about women. No need to worry fellas, we’ve got you covered! This is why we’re letting you into our world to inform you of “Women’s Top Ten Turn-Offs.” Ladies like variety, so we won’t say we speak on behalf of ALL women, but we vouch that we stand for most on the things we find annoying of the opposite sex. Men may not even realize what they’re doing wrong and while they are thinking they are playing it cool, we’re thinking, “LOSER…NEXT!” Boys, take notes! Top 10 things to avoid when dealing with the ladies are the following:

• Smokers: Some women may dig the puffers, but trust us, inhaling second-hand smoke, killing our lungs, increasing our chance of Cancer and smelling your nicotine infested cigarette breath is NOT appealing.
• Tightwads: Hey there cheap a$$. We know, we know, we’re facing a recession, and when going out to eat we totally understand why you may feel the need to share your French fries, burger and Coke with your date. But DON’T. Has it ever occurred to you that Starving Stacy wants her own meal?
• Drinkers: Social drinking is acceptable. We don’t want you to be a monk (though we sometimes wonder about those guys), but a drinking problem is a… problem. The truth is buddy, we never found liquor breath cool nor the alcohol odor that seeps out of your pores.  If we did we’d be dating the homeless guy that hangs out at the corner promising he will use our charity money for a bite instead of that bottle of Bacardi he walks around with as his most prized possession.

• Immaturity: Growing up and being sage, we’ve learned the hard way, has nothing to do with age. Some men in their 30’s, 40’s 50’s and yes 60’s and 70’s remain cynical, childish, and unwise. Grow up (and we don’t mean in stature).  Men who are ethical with strong values are great to have around. Good character traits to have are intellect and integrity. Believe it or not women like to learn a lot from men. And when we find you immature, close-minded, dumb, reckless and foolish, your time is up. Finished! The End! Out the door! Hit the road Jack!
• Macho Men: Every woman wants a man she feels safe with. A man who chooses his battles wisely with his partner and others is a real man.  Disrespect is no laughing matter. If another guy looks at your pretty gal at a party there’s no need to pick a fight with him. You should feel flattered that other men find your hot babe attractive too. You’re the lucky son of a gun who has her! If the other person is threatening to you or her and you feel obligated to use self-defense, go ahead. If not, just call authorities or leave it alone. You could avoid a fiasco that can turn deadly. Sometimes we find walking away from a tense situation a lot more valiant than what you may think brave soul. We hate punks, but if there’s anything we hate more is a troublemaker. Besides, it is better to be a live punk than a dead hero. A person should know when and how to react, and a man who controls his emotions and keeps his composure is for keeps. This lets us know he won’t lose his cool when the going gets tough in any given situation.
• Bad mouthing your EX: Yes, we’re sure she was a BITCH, she slept with your best friend, took all  of your money, cared less about your feelings and broke your heart. It is okay, we believe you. Women KNOW women. But having you constantly talk bad about your ex makes us think:

• He isn’t over her
• The minute we break up he will bad mouth me too
• There’s no way this asshole was a total angel, he must’ve done something to provoke her to do that
• He has no intelligence or backbone to get fooled so easily

However, if the girl you are telling this to likes your bitching and she falls for your little sad story packed with name-calling and what not, CONGRATULATIONS, you found yet another dimwit. We’re not asking you to not open up. If you must pour your heart out, do so in an acceptable manner. Remember, it is not what you say it is how you say it. Let it out and then let it go. Life goes on, there’s always bigger and better out there.

• Narcissists: What’s up Scottie too Hottie, you’re loving that mirror aren’t ya? Those killer abs, eyes and smile sure have women falling at your feet, but it is quite annoying when men need continuous ego stroking. It’s like you telling a woman she’s beautiful 10 times a day. Really, who needs so much reassurance? These men think they are irresistible and that even Miss Universe isn’t good enough for them. Refrain yourselves sexy things! It is good to be confident, but not overly confident where you think you are just too good for life. These men believe it or not are the most insecure in desperate need of validation. Or sometimes they just need to step down from Cloud 9, if you’re not up there with Brad Pitt, Morris Chestnut or one of those super hot Dallas Cowboys, think again brother man.
• Kiss-N-Tell: Like we mentioned earlier, a man who is experienced and smart is appealing. But when you tell us everything you did with Krissy, Carla and Tina that is a huge turn-off. “Krissy really knew how to suck a D**!” doesn’t really interest us. It makes us think you will then call your buddies, or future partners to tell them what you did with us. Besides, how would you feel if we said, “Gee, I remember the good times with my ex- Tom who really knew how to make me cum, Oh and who could forget PETER, hmm, that Peter, Peter…yup, he used to call me Pumpkin.”

• Gossipers: Tattletale! Dear boys, please leave the title of “Gossip Girl” to women, we’ve worked really hard for it and darn it we’ve earned it! It seems, however, that you are taking that away from us too. As if making 76 cents out of every dollar for the same job you do isn’t enough. It is proven guys talk a lot more crap than women do, to these guys we say, “Stop being a little BITCH and learn how keep a secret, and please quit the whining.” We really HATE men who are gossipy little bitches.

• Boisterous: High School Days are over Mr. Big Shot. We know cheerleaders loved how you were the life of the party and center of attention all the time, but welcome to Adulthood IDIOT, (you may also want to refer to the immaturity section: please see above). Women love men who are mysterious, but not too puzzling, then we’ll think you are a coo-coo bird who has a hidden dark past. But being mysterious enough to intrigue us is great! Sometimes the guy sitting quietly at the corner of the room is a million times more attractive, then the “Look at me I’m 45 and still Mr. Popular” type of guy.

Hope this serves as an eye opener. If you have any more questions, don’t contact me.

-LR

Stay fashionable and Happy New Year to All our Super Sexy FashKiddos!

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